Domestic Duties Champion Pillows

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"Nooooo!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

With Jury Duty for All

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Mom on the First Day of School.

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Exercise is the key to strength.

Why it's called child-rearing.

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

Castle Cat Flap

The First Vote

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

The ballot box.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."