Domesticity Champion Pillows

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Fathers are Heroes

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'I came untucked.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

"Your wife gets custody of the children."

A case of great interest at South Kensington Museum - Study from life

'What was all that yelling outside?'