Domestic Duties Champion Mugs

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

With Jury Duty for All

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Nooooo!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Why it's called child-rearing.

The First Vote

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Mom on the First Day of School.

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Castle Cat Flap

Exercise is the key to strength.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: What's that stuff by the light switch?