Domestic Duties Juggler Mugs

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Golfing Boss

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

Acclaimed mother.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Overworked

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'