Domestic Duty Challenger Mugs

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Castle Cat Flap

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

Obstacles for women

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Line one is on line two..."

'Poor Adam -- now she's got him mowing the place!'

"Don't just stand there Howard - SWAT IT!!!"

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

Man catching drips from ceiling in rubber glove.

'What do you mean, that'll be ?82 including V.A.T.? This is your house! '

"I'm just a girl, standing behind a guy, watching him load the dishwasher incorrectly."

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

'Now that he's retired I've shown him where the hoover is.'

"I should have been more specific when I said, 'Throw something together for dinner and be quick about it'."

Lack of hygiene at home

"Tell your father that garbage was on Tuesday."

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."

"Did you remember to get all the things I forgot to mention?"

'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."