Domestic Duty Enthusiast Pillows

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Sloth is a sin."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Husband does the housework

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Human Dust Buster

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Sex Equality

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'My wife just can't understand why I want to do the laundry.'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

Obstacles for women

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

Father struggling with the microwave