Domestic Duty Jugglers Pillows

Obstacles for women

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Acclaimed mother.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Baskerville Tabby.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

'Carl, we'd really prefer you going back to the standard old 'Out' box.'

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

'You put the kettle on and I'll re-arrange the furniture!'

"Tell your father that garbage was on Tuesday."

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'

'Hello, hotel operator? I'll be requiring an immediate room change.'