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"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Bucket List

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."