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'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I'd rather be at the office."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

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