Tiny Task Takers Gifts

School

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

School trip little porters.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Child doing the washing up

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Gangster Babies

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."