Tiny Troublemakers Gifts

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Can you hear me, doctor?'

"I don't like this - that's how Hitler started!"

Gangster Babies

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The No No No's

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever