Mini Troublemaker Gifts

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Outside with that!'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Gangster Babies

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Whatever

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'