Mini Troublemaker Gifts

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'