Music Professional Gifts

'The Musical School & the Business School jointly present a workshop on: 'Corporate Whistle Blowing'.'

"We feel it would really bpost the new album of you came out of the closet..."

Shepherd and eurydice

Trial by Media

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

Marimba

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Felix Mendelssohn

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."