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'The Musical School & the Business School jointly present a workshop on: 'Corporate Whistle Blowing'.'

"We feel it would really bpost the new album of you came out of the closet..."

Shepherd and eurydice

Trial by Media

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Marimba

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I gotta be me!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."