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"Your air-guitar solos are commendable, Mr Ferguson, but do you have any other examples of how you’ve ‘taken the lead’?"

"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"

Trying cellos, perfect!

Great sound, guys, got any song over 5 seconds?.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Cimafunk

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Lennon and McCartney.

Marimba

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Guitarist

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Anna Calvi

"I gotta be me!"