"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."
Music Industry Professional T-Shirts
Looking for a witty t-shirt for a music industry expert? Discover fun, professionally themed designs that make a statement and show off their industry pride.
"Can you perform under pressure?"
Bombast records 'In' tray and 'Phat' tray
'You look and sound like a real pro.'
"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."
Platinum Baby Shark
Miss T-T
"Some of the world's best musicians died in 2016. If you wait to die any longer, people might think that you're a loser!"
Dido
Blues Music in a Litigious World
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.
Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead
Amy Winehouse
Record Company Executive to rock star, "Your drug taking has caused a public outcry! I think with a new album out, we should look at you, thumping a fan, terrorising a 747, you know the sort of thing."
Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.
Sir Jimmy Savile
Lost job due to downloads. Please help.
"Hey - Fantastic News - thanks to the 'vinyl comeback' saddoes, we can now re-release AND charge up to £30 for an album....and start making obscene profits again!!!"
George Martin
"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."
Of Course We Can Cover Eight Funerals
"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."
"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"
The GODFATHER Ride 25¢
Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).
Sid Sinatra.
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."
Music Industry Professional T-Shirts Collection
Music Industry Professional Mugs
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Music Industry Professional Pillows
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Music Industry Professional Prints
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