Professional Musician Pillows

"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"

Trying cellos, perfect!

Great sound, guys, got any song over 5 seconds?.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Marimba

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"