Expectant Superstars Mugs

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Downloading Pregnancy

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'