Pregnant Jogger Gifts

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'He stated jogging to work.'

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

'You can't give birth here, ma'am. I don't have a baby seat and I can't risk another ticket on my record.'