Pregnant And Proud Gifts

'It was a maneuver he put on me alright but I now think, it wasn't the Heimlich...'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"