Expectant Athlete Pillows

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

The Baby Walker

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Downloading Pregnancy

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'