Expectant Techie Pillows

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Downloading Pregnancy

The cell phone soother for life.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Smartphone Sonogram

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Pregnancy and Laptops

At the modern antenatal class.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"Siri told me to go ask you ... "

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."