Expectant Techie Mugs

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Downloading Pregnancy

The cell phone soother for life.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Smartphone Sonogram

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Pregnancy and Laptops

At the modern antenatal class.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"Siri told me to go ask you ... "

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

Everything looks so good