Newborn Noise Enthusiast Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Future garbage truck driver.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Jazz is Invented

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Bouncing baby

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Maternity Hospital