Newborn Noise Enthusiast Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Future garbage truck driver.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Jazz is Invented

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Bouncing baby

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'