Newborn Enthusiasts Gifts

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Congratulations guys! It's a Buoy!'

"Of course what else would it be?"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"They look so young and helpless."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'