Audiophile Parents Pillows

Baby Lullaby

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Romance"

Baby Brunhilde

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

His master's voice

Musical Accidents

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

At the CD shop.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Speaker Farmer.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

The Scream Painting

Gramophone Headphone