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Baby Lullaby

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Romance"

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Baby Brunhilde

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

His master's voice

Speaker Farmer.

At the CD shop.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

Musical Accidents

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

The Scream Painting

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Gramophone Headphone