Audiophile Appreciator Pillows

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music for car stereos

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Music Freak.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"