Artistic Audiophile Pillows

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

At the CD shop.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Speaker Farmer.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Heaven and Hell

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

The Scream Painting

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'