Baby Talk Buffs Gifts

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

First Word

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"