Baby Fans Mugs

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Bouncing baby

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'It's a chicken.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"