Performance Parenting Fan Gifts

Proud Parent of a SUPERNATURAL STUDENT at Westford High School

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Holiday Travel.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Baby in Trunk.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Simultaneous translation.

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.