Expectant Parent Fan T-Shirts

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

The Baby Walker

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Baby, baby maker

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Junior Doctor.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"