Fur Baby Fan Pillows

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What do you mean they're probably going to outlive us?"

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

Why Poodles Become Killers

Kensington Fluffies

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Pet Adoptions

"He's a rescue."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'