Fur Baby Fan Prints

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What do you mean they're probably going to outlive us?"

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

Fur Baby

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Pet Adoptions

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"He's a rescue."

It bag and no knickers!

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'