Baby Bird Fan Pillows

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Proud mums.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'