Underdog Champion Pillows

'I think I can...'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Fourth Place

"Will he know what this is about?"

Published but unread poet.

"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."

Resistance.

Stop the big guy!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Determined little guy.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"