Underdog Champion Pillows

'I think I can...'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Fourth Place

"Will he know what this is about?"

Published but unread poet.

"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."

Resistance.

Stop the big guy!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

David and Goliath.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Determined little guy.'

Balloons vs. Rockets

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Your library book is overdue.