Enthusiastic Cheerers Gifts

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray...'

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

We never get to see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector.

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- Shouldn't you let sleeping dogs lie?'

Rudolph with coronavirus phones in sick.

"It's just encouraging obesity if you ask me."

Christmas NEEDS YOU!