Honking Heralds T-Shirts

"Honk if you know Jesus."

Motorherd

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Jumping cheerleaders

Broadway Moosical.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"It's over!"

Rhinestone Accountant

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Honk if you're a goose.

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

"And in breaking news - the word 'unprecedented' has been used an unprecedented number of times during the past year."

"Those in favour, honk!"

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

A Bank Holiday Study.

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Two people practice the french horn.

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

"If you use up all your worry today what will you have tomorrow?"