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"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Viola player coming through!"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Broadway Moosical.

"I hate open-mike night."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'