Howling Virtuoso Pillows

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Viola player coming through!"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Broadway Moosical.

"I hate open-mike night."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

Barbara Streisand

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Sarah Vaughan

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."