Whistle Virtuoso Pillows

Referee Whistle Music.

Whistler's Irritating Second Cousin.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'Ref!!'

Recording Studio

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Referee

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."