Whistle Virtuoso Prints

Referee Whistle Music.

Whistler's Irritating Second Cousin.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Leonard Cohen

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Barbara Streisand

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Recording Studio

'Ref!!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Football Blockers.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Sarah Vaughan

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."