Whistle Wizard Pillows

Neat Trick.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Arsene Wenger

"Do you mind?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Referee

"To beat or not to beat."

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

Boy blowing at crackers.