Whistle Wizard Mugs

Neat Trick.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Do you mind?"

"To beat or not to beat."

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Referee

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'I love the mornings...'

Whisk

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'He found a dog whistle.'