Whistling Wizard Pillows

Boy whistling at crackers.

Boy blowing at crackers.

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

Lady practising the clarinet.

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

"To beat or not to beat."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Debug

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Quwaket

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Whisk

'I love working with my hands.'

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'