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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I hate open-mike night."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Power/Expenditures

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Oy Vey...

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"What does your father do for a living?"

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."

'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'

"I guess I'll just sit here since I can't risk being seen wearing everybody's stuff. On a more positive note, I'm actually saving money."

Antisocial Media

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."