Howling Philosopher Gifts

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"I hate open-mike night."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Power/Expenditures

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Oy Vey...

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"OOOOWWOOO!"

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"What does your father do for a living?"

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

Ouch! Somebody's voice is changing!

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."

'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'

Antisocial Media

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."