Howl Seeker Gifts

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Dead Funny

Ice fisher.

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Music downloads

Off to see the world

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Problem Solving

Skiing

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"Check out this new store."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Clown walks balloon dog

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"The subwoofers really help."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Coffee

Silver Fox