Haunt Seeker Gifts

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Dead Funny

Paranormal A-Z...

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Open House of Horrors

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Pandora's Change Purse...

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Welcome Ghost.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Crane fishing

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'